"If you want
to know Israeli political crime, you gotta read Dan Izenberg?"
How often have you heard that? If you want a feel for the crime, you
have to know the man who's following it for the Jerusalem Post. Right?
Someone said that, no?
Well it doesn't matter. We're following crime and that means busting
our chops on Post political crime expert Dan Izenberg. No matter how
crunchy he tastes in butter.
But you got to love him. The look at the job he does on Judge Azar.
Brilliant. You remember the judge who got carried away with Arafat,
just couldn't stop convicting him for terror. So our secret government
agreed to knock him off and blame some innocent Kurds for it.
Oh alright, so it got nasty. A couple of weeks after they announced
the Kurds plot, I held a speech in Jerusalem explaining the whole
thing and the next day they murdered this David Weiner, lawyer for
the chief Kurd. But heck. Even his own mother won't say she knows
the truth. She's too hilarious for that. She'd rather her son killed
himself. These Israelis, they bring you down every time.
I mean look at Izenberg's 24/2/06 sub-headline: Court: It sounds like
a horror movie; sadly, it's fact.
That Izenberg, doesn't he just break your legs:
Tzeziashvilli organized murder from within prison...He promised
to provide information about attacks against more judges in return
for release from prison, through Assistant Public Defender, David
Weiner, who was representing him in another case. Weiner later committed
suicide after being named as a witness in Tzeziashvilli's trial.
You gotta give that Weiner three giant pookies for that great
stunt. Two weeks from his wedding and he feels so humiliated that
he may be called as a witness that, like so many great attorneys
before him, he kills himself. And just 17 hours after my little
talk in Jerusalem about what he must have figured out about this
trial. No, four giant pookies.
As for this Izenberg, look at him starting the big roll. Hold your
bellies for where he's taking us:
In it's decision Thursday, the court wrote, "A series of
facts has been laid before us that would be fitting for a horror
movie. To our sorrow, this time it is a fact. Two defendants, who
are criminals heart and soul, stretched out their murderous hands
towards a senior judge, Adi Azar, whom they happened to come cross
and choose by chance, and murdered him in horrifyingly cold blood."
You guessed it, the defendants are screeching for the right to
be heard and Izenberg guides us right through their yaws. It can
never get this good twice, can it?
Tzeziashvilli and Nahmani continued to insist they were innocent.
Judge Segal silenced Tzeziashvilli in the middle of his plea for
a lighter sentence. He claimed that Tzeziashvilli exercised his
right to remain silent during the trial.
Now can you ever forgive this Izenberg? Honestly, can you? Tzeziashvilli
wasn't pleading for a lighter sentence. He wanted out. He finally
watched the peace-team judges finish him off and just couldn't keep
his pumper yapped. Either could his father:
As the judge was silencing Tzeziashvilli, the defendant's father
stood up and accused the court of conducting an unfair trial. Three
court security officers ejected him from the courtroom.
Now if you were just reading Dapper Dan, you'd swear he was reporting
crime at the lowest possible level. But we know how to read between
the lines. Look how he grasps Olmert in his upper talons.
I mean, you gotta love the way these Israelis murderer their sitting
prime minister to become prime minister. If the only thing between
you and the PM's office is Rabin, well, you step on Rabin. Find
the patsy and away you go. A decade later have the patsy play funny
sperm games with the set-up screwball wife. Sharon was just as much
fun. All that was needed was one CFR member with a delightful sense
of humor and we were off to the races.
It's Front Page Jerusalem Post time. Dan pitches in on Feb. 22/06:
Comptroller investigating sale of Olmert's house
You just can't help hullifying those gronquise Israelis and all
their CFR pals, now can't you? Of all the dirtball squeezebags and
look who is buying Olmert's adobe for twice the value? Tell Us Dan,
Big Time!"
Haaretz reported that it triggered the investigation by supplying
the Comptroller with new details regarding the sale, including the
fact that the company that purchased the house was registered in
the Virgin Islands and that it was owned by one Daniel Abrahams.
Dandy Dan skips ne'er a beat and practically shoves a sidebar
down our crown. What do you want to know about Daniel Abraham that
Izenberg doesn't tell us?
* Donated $120,000 to Peres' failed campaign to stay as head of
the Labor Party.
* One of the biggest backers of the Shimon Peres Center For Peace.
* Inaugurated the S. Daniel Abraham Foundation Prize at Tel Aviv
University to promote
peace in the region.
Now here's how we know you're really, really following what Danny
means to be saying about Ehod Olmert's new buyer. Did you know Abraham;
* Is funneling gastrogillions into Yeshiva U to get it's foreign
affairs thinking into super-CFR
order?
* Was the builder of Congressman Wayne Owens center and most likely
helped order him
murdered.
* And in 1993, contributed $193,000 to Ehud Olmert's campaign as
Jerusalem's mayor.
And now the Peres backer, Daniel Abraham has helped kill his way
to the top again. Izenberg is the best, the very best. No one else
could have take us for such a tight nick. Dan the Izen always lets
us off with an unforgettable rub.
You know how he likes to call them. An Arab blows up his crowd of
Israelis and drifts off to heaven. Muhamed introduces him to his
new companions. First there is George C. Scott, then Booker T. Washington,
then Robert E. Lee until all 72 gentlemen arrive. The bomber is
shocked. "Where are my virgins?" "Virgins?"
replied Muhamed. "You get Virginians."
Now really, don't you just gotta love that great political crime
writer, Izenberg of the Post.
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I just read well over 300 letters and I'm not finished yet. That
did the trick. I'm healthy again.
I put out a new product this week beginning with an ad in B'Sheva,
the settlers' news outlet. It is a two hour tape I recorded last
month in Kiryat Arba. I spell out the elections, how Ehud Olmert
and Shimon Peres took control of a phoney party, and how they will
force the country to accept the pullout from Judea and Samaria after.
After a few days I realized my mistake; no one in Judea and Samaria
is going to defend their homes by actually fighting for them. Why
do I think there is any point to any of this work?
